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taylorotwell / weather.sh
Last active August 27, 2019 13:40
Weather CLI
alias weather='curl -s wttr.in | sed -n "1,7p"'
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laracasts / gist:f4a304232c1be6dbb4f8
Last active February 16, 2023 20:19
Laracasts PHPStorm theme.
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laracasts / Gulpfile.js
Created August 20, 2014 20:47
PHPSpec auto-testing Gulpfile
var gulp = require('gulp');
var phpspec = require('gulp-phpspec');
var run = require('gulp-run');
var notify = require('gulp-notify');
gulp.task('test', function() {
gulp.src('spec/**/*.php')
.pipe(run('clear'))
.pipe(phpspec('', { notify: true }))
.on('error', notify.onError({
@kyledrake
kyledrake / ferengi-plan.txt
Last active April 6, 2024 00:30
How to throttle the FCC to dial up modem speeds on your website using Nginx
# The blog post that started it all: https://neocities.org/blog/the-fcc-is-now-rate-limited
#
# Current known FCC address ranges:
# https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7716915
#
# Confirm/locate FCC IP ranges with this: http://whois.arin.net/rest/net/NET-165-135-0-0-1/pft
#
# In your nginx.conf:
location / {
@gruber
gruber / Liberal Regex Pattern for Web URLs
Last active April 22, 2024 19:02
Liberal, Accurate Regex Pattern for Matching Web URLs
The regex patterns in this gist are intended only to match web URLs -- http,
https, and naked domains like "example.com". For a pattern that attempts to
match all URLs, regardless of protocol, see: https://gist.github.com/gruber/249502
# Single-line version:
(?i)\b((?:https?:(?:/{1,3}|[a-z0-9%])|[a-z0-9.\-]+[.](?:com|net|org|edu|gov|mil|aero|asia|biz|cat|coop|info|int|jobs|mobi|museum|name|post|pro|tel|travel|xxx|ac|ad|ae|af|ag|ai|al|am|an|ao|aq|ar|as|at|au|aw|ax|az|ba|bb|bd|be|bf|bg|bh|bi|bj|bm|bn|bo|br|bs|bt|bv|bw|by|bz|ca|cc|cd|cf|cg|ch|ci|ck|cl|cm|cn|co|cr|cs|cu|cv|cx|cy|cz|dd|de|dj|dk|dm|do|dz|ec|ee|eg|eh|er|es|et|eu|fi|fj|fk|fm|fo|fr|ga|gb|gd|ge|gf|gg|gh|gi|gl|gm|gn|gp|gq|gr|gs|gt|gu|gw|gy|hk|hm|hn|hr|ht|hu|id|ie|il|im|in|io|iq|ir|is|it|je|jm|jo|jp|ke|kg|kh|ki|km|kn|kp|kr|kw|ky|kz|la|lb|lc|li|lk|lr|ls|lt|lu|lv|ly|ma|mc|md|me|mg|mh|mk|ml|mm|mn|mo|mp|mq|mr|ms|mt|mu|mv|mw|mx|my|mz|na|nc|ne|nf|ng|ni|nl|no|np|nr|nu|nz|om|pa|pe|pf|pg|ph|pk|pl|pm|pn|pr|ps|pt|pw|py|qa|re|ro|rs|ru|rw|sa|sb|sc|sd|se|sg|sh|si|s
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laracasts / gulpfile.js
Last active February 10, 2024 10:57
Example Laravel-specific Gulpfile from Laracasts.com
var gulp = require('gulp');
var gutil = require('gulp-util');
var notify = require('gulp-notify');
var sass = require('gulp-ruby-sass');
var autoprefix = require('gulp-autoprefixer');
var minifyCSS = require('gulp-minify-css')
var coffee = require('gulp-coffee');
var exec = require('child_process').exec;
var sys = require('sys');
anonymous
anonymous / night-before-opsmas.txt
Created December 24, 2013 07:19
Twas the night before Opsmas..
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the racks
Not a server was alerting, not even Compaqs.
The backups were written to tapes with care
In hopes that later the data would be there.
The machines were nestled all snug in their sleds
Whilst visions of vengeance danced in their heads;
And oncall in his three-wolf and I in my rack.
Had just settled down for some syn and some ack.
@norcross
norcross / url-spamcheck.php
Created April 26, 2013 17:41
checks the URL posted by a commenter
<?php
function rkv_url_spamcheck( $approved , $commentdata ) {
$author_url = $commentdata['comment_author_url'];
$author_url_length = strlen($author_url);
if ($author_url_length > 50 )
$approved = 'spam';
@media only screen and (min-width: 320px) {
/* Small screen, non-retina */
}
@media
only screen and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2) and (min-width: 320px),
only screen and ( min--moz-device-pixel-ratio: 2) and (min-width: 320px),
only screen and ( -o-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2/1) and (min-width: 320px),