nsa-yoda

<?php

class DirectoryReader{
    private $directory;
    private $listing;

    public function __construct($directory){
        try {
            $this->directory = $directory;
            $this->listing = array();

jch

/* **She grows old and feeble** */
 
    //...But she would always have to return back to her dull world of chores and grown-ups.
    return function() {
      // And her latest story would be filled with wonder
      latestStory = adventures[adventures.length - 1];

      // But time is a bitch...
      setInterval(function() {
        // and our dear princess can't help but forget her adventures,