Noah Sussman textarcana

## LICENSE
Copyright 2010-2019 Noah Sussman New Media, LLC

Licensed under the Apache License, Version 2.0 (the "License");
you may not use this file except in compliance with the License.
You may obtain a copy of the License at

    http://www.apache.org/licenses/LICENSE-2.0

Unless required by applicable law or agreed to in writing, software
distributed under the License is distributed on an "AS IS" BASIS,

## region1-00250-01-01-world_history.txt
Slozgo XÉgu
The Universe of Vision

Cave swallow men
Antmen
Reptile men
Bat men
Olm men
Rodent men
Antmen

## tcpdump.sh
# replace 3000 with whatever port you want to listen on
#
# Raefer to the TCPDump documentation for the rest because
# I truly don't remember what all these options do, I just
# know that this particular configuration works!

sudo tcpdump -qXX -s 0 -i any port 3000

## filter.gvpr
echo '
E {
    color="red";
    fontsize=11;
    fontname="Arial narrow"
}
E[edgetype == "edge2"] {
    color="green";
    fontsize=11;
    fontname="Arial narrow";

## quick-commit-command-for-git.sh
# put this in your ~/.profile

make_default_commit () {
    git commit -am "$*"
}

alias h="make_default_commit "

# then you can use it like this
#

## software_testing_techniques
More than the act of testing, the act of designing tests is one of the
best bug preventers known.
%
If you can't test it, don't build it. If you don't test it, rip it
out. [p. 434]
%
If humans could do syntax checking, we woulnd't have so many syntax errors.
[p. 435]
%

## rescuetime_time_today
#!/usr/bin/env bash

# Tells you how long you spent online (according to RescueTime) since
# this morning.
#
# Requires GNU date! Will not work with Mac OS / BSD date command!!!

# Rescuetime API Token
RT_KEY="YOUR API TOKEN GOES HERE"

## README.md

      
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                Suboptimization And Agile Testing. Somewhere between a tweetstorm and a white paper.
              
          
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    Suboptimization And Agile Testing

  
## slack_loading_quotes.txt
When the going get weird, the weird turn pro. — Hunter S. Thompson

Moving Heaven and Earth without effort is simply a matter of concentration. — The Way of the Samurai

The problem with intelligent communication is the illusion that it has taken place. — George Bernard Shaw

Why is it that every time I try to build a thing of beauty I find a mob with pitchforks and torches outside my castle??? — Victor Sussman

The Three Virtues of Programming are laziness, impatience and hubris. — Larry Wall

## lol.md

      
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                The most comprehensive list of programmer jokes on the internet. Period. (Comprehensiveness of this list is in no way guaranteed. Statements of comprehensiveness are not meant to imply comprehensiveness. Use jokes at your own risk.) LICENSE: Creative Commons Sharealike 
              
          
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    Comprehensive list of programmer jokes

  How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Only one. But then the whole house falls down.
  How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
  None. That is a hardware problem.
  How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
  This is a known issue. When we installed the lightbulb we knew it had a finite TTL.
  How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
	Copyright 2010-2019 Noah Sussman New Media, LLC

	Licensed under the Apache License, Version 2.0 (the "License");
	you may not use this file except in compliance with the License.
	You may obtain a copy of the License at

	http://www.apache.org/licenses/LICENSE-2.0

	Unless required by applicable law or agreed to in writing, software
	distributed under the License is distributed on an "AS IS" BASIS,
	Slozgo XÉgu
	The Universe of Vision

	Cave swallow men
	Antmen
	Reptile men
	Bat men
	Olm men
	Rodent men
	Antmen
	# replace 3000 with whatever port you want to listen on
	#
	# Raefer to the TCPDump documentation for the rest because
	# I truly don't remember what all these options do, I just
	# know that this particular configuration works!

	sudo tcpdump -qXX -s 0 -i any port 3000
	echo '
	E {
	color="red";
	fontsize=11;
	fontname="Arial narrow"
	}
	E[edgetype == "edge2"] {
	color="green";
	fontsize=11;
	fontname="Arial narrow";
	# put this in your ~/.profile

	make_default_commit () {
	git commit -am "$*"
	}

	alias h="make_default_commit "

	# then you can use it like this
	#
	More than the act of testing, the act of designing tests is one of the
	best bug preventers known.
	%
	If you can't test it, don't build it. If you don't test it, rip it
	out. [p. 434]
	%
	If humans could do syntax checking, we woulnd't have so many syntax errors.
	[p. 435]
	%
	#!/usr/bin/env bash

	# Tells you how long you spent online (according to RescueTime) since
	# this morning.
	#
	# Requires GNU date! Will not work with Mac OS / BSD date command!!!

	# Rescuetime API Token
	RT_KEY="YOUR API TOKEN GOES HERE"
	When the going get weird, the weird turn pro. — Hunter S. Thompson

	Moving Heaven and Earth without effort is simply a matter of concentration. — The Way of the Samurai

	The problem with intelligent communication is the illusion that it has taken place. — George Bernard Shaw

	Why is it that every time I try to build a thing of beauty I find a mob with pitchforks and torches outside my castle??? — Victor Sussman

	The Three Virtues of Programming are laziness, impatience and hubris. — Larry Wall