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When the going get weird, the weird turn pro. — Hunter S. Thompson

Moving Heaven and Earth without effort is simply a matter of concentration. — The Way of the Samurai

The problem with intelligent communication is the illusion that it has taken place. — George Bernard Shaw

Why is it that every time I try to build a thing of beauty I find a mob with pitchforks and torches outside my castle??? — Victor Sussman

The Three Virtues of Programming are laziness, impatience and hubris. — Larry Wall

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Comprehensive list of programmer jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But then the whole house falls down.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. That is a hardware problem.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

This is a known issue. When we installed the lightbulb we knew it had a finite TTL.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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#!/usr/bin/env bash

set -x

# jq Recipes
#    _             _____              _
#   (_)           |  __ \            (_)
#    _   __ _     | |__) | ___   ___  _  _ __    ___  ___
#   | | / _` |    |  _  / / _ \ / __|| || '_ \  / _ \/ __|
#   | || (_| |    | | \ \|  __/| (__ | || |_) ||  __/\__ \

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I remember very clear I cry when I finish volume 3 of Knuth.
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I am work on CSS SQL.
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First sign of depression in devops is denial: you start of ignore Nagios alert.
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In devops language is not success unless is another language++.
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In devops you are addict to graph if first thought after orgasm is send duration and intensity to Graphite.
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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am textarcana on github.
• I am noahsussman (https://keybase.io/noahsussman) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is 7B6D 07EF 0889 D81E F070 CCDA B9C0 F3AC 536D EA52

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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Wordplay Version 7.22  03-20-96, 1991   by Evans A Criswell
University of Alabama in Huntsville     criswell@cs.uah.edu


Candidate word list :  no
Anagram Generation  :  yes
Adjacent duplicates :  yes
Vowel-free words OK :  no

Max anagram depth   :  32

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Tom Knight and the Lisp Machine

by Eric Raymond

A novice was trying to fix a broken Lisp machine by turning the power off and on.

Knight, seeing what the student was doing, spoke sternly: “You cannot fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no understanding of what is going wrong.”

Knight turned the machine off and on. >