willurd

Each of these commands will run an ad hoc http static server in your current (or specified) directory, available at http://localhost:8000. Use this power wisely.

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Python 2.x

$ python -m SimpleHTTPServer 8000

vStone

#!/bin/sh
#
# Installation:
#   To use this script, place it in the commands directory of your
#   gitolite installation. (Hint: ~/gitolite/src/commands/)
#   You will also have to add the command to the allowed commands in
#   your .gitolite.rc configuration file.
#
# Permissions:
#   The script requires the same permissions as the desc command.

jmyrland

/**
 * Modify the parts you need to get it working.
 */

var should = require('should');
var request = require('../node_modules/request');
var io = require('socket.io-client');

var serverUrl = 'http://localhost';

4ndrej

import javax.net.ssl.SSLParameters;
import javax.net.ssl.SSLSocket;
import javax.net.ssl.SSLSocketFactory;
import java.io.*;

/** Establish a SSL connection to a host and port, writes a byte and
 * prints the response. See
 * http://confluence.atlassian.com/display/JIRA/Connecting+to+SSL+services
 */
public class SSLPoke {

evansd

# Apt-install various things necessary for Ruby, guest additions,
# etc., and remove optional things to trim down the machine.
apt-get -y update
apt-get -y remove apparmor
apt-get -y install linux-headers-$(uname -r) build-essential
apt-get -y install zlib1g zlib1g-dev libxml2 libxml2-dev libxslt-dev libssl-dev openssl libreadline5-dev
apt-get clean

# Remove this file to avoid dhclient issues with networking
rm -f /etc/udev/rules.d/70-persistent-net.rules

jed

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