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How do I do this thing?

I'm not aware of how to use Google, how do I do this basic thing in Language X?

tagged coding, question

edited by Grammar Nazi (2.5M), asked by 1337z0r (2)

Answer 1 (12)

Lazy but functional answer with no extensibility

answered by Joe the Coder (1230)

• Comment by 1337z0r: That's perfect! I'm never checking back here again!

Answer 2 (248)

A lot of people think you should do it in a lazy way, however in the long run it will help you if you read this well eloquent wall of text that acutely describes problems you will inevitably face but not take the time to read about here; enjoy these code samples and illustrations I pulled from thin air anyway!

answered by WTF look at my points (34M)

Answer 3 (18)

The official way to do this is link.

answered by Professional Coder (5241)

• Comment by 1337z0r: Uh.. No thanks, this is too hard. Can you give me an example of how my code should look when complete?

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Spot on!

LOL!

Asker should have 433 rep

@weeklyd3 asker should also have 1000 bronze badges of popular questions.

just so apt

Love it! I come across questions like this all the time. It almost makes looking for good questions on SO not worth my time; almost. Those good questions, though, are like a breath of fresh air :-).

You should add some code into the question:

How do I do this thing?

I'm not aware of how to use Google, how do I do this basic thing in Language X?

EDIT-1

here is my MCVRE

    def function():
        var x = 2/0

• Comment by Rules Nerd: What have you done to solve the problem? Please provide a minimal, reproducible example of the code you have tried so far, along with any error messages/problems it might have. See how to ask for more information. *downvotes and flags*

Who the Fu... is Peter? Is it Peter the SO Editor?

@tik9 I believe that it is Peter Mortensen.

Medice, cura te ipsum...

Asked at 16:27. Thorough answer posted at 16:30. No way that actually happens in real life.