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@staltz
staltz / introrx.md
Last active April 24, 2024 19:47
The introduction to Reactive Programming you've been missing
@namuol
namuol / INSTALL.md
Last active July 24, 2023 11:53
rage-quit support for bash

rage-quit support for bash

HOW TO INSTALL

Put flip somewhere in your $PATH and chmod a+x it.

Copy fuck into ~/.bashrc.

@aras-p
aras-p / preprocessor_fun.h
Last active April 12, 2024 17:24
Things to commit just before leaving your job
// Just before switching jobs:
// Add one of these.
// Preferably into the same commit where you do a large merge.
//
// This started as a tweet with a joke of "C++ pro-tip: #define private public",
// and then it quickly escalated into more and more evil suggestions.
// I've tried to capture interesting suggestions here.
//
// Contributors: @r2d2rigo, @joeldevahl, @msinilo, @_Humus_,
// @YuriyODonnell, @rygorous, @cmuratori, @mike_acton, @grumpygiant,
@quchen
quchen / trolling_haskell
Last active February 24, 2024 01:30
Trolling #haskell
13:15 <xQuasar> | HASKELL IS FOR FUCKIN FAGGOTS. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF
| FUCKIN PUSSIES
13:15 <xQuasar> | JAVASCRIPT FOR LIFE FAGS
13:16 <luite> | hello
13:16 <ChongLi> | somebody has a mental illness!
13:16 <merijn> | Wow...I suddenly see the error of my ways and feel
| compelled to write Node.js!
13:16 <genisage> | hi
13:16 <luite> | you might be pleased to learn that you can compile
| haskell to javascript now
@nossidge
nossidge / Snowball
Last active December 15, 2015 14:09
C++ Generate valid snowball poems, using input file of example text and Markov chains to help make it grammatically correct.
/*
~~ Snowball Poem ~~
Snowball (also called a Chaterism): A poem in which each line is a single word,
and each successive word is one letter longer. One of the constrained writing
techniques invented by the Oulipo (Workshop of Potential Literature).
~~ Program Description ~~
This program takes input from the file "input-raw.txt". It examines the file for
@hellerbarde
hellerbarde / latency.markdown
Created May 31, 2012 13:16 — forked from jboner/latency.txt
Latency numbers every programmer should know

Latency numbers every programmer should know

L1 cache reference ......................... 0.5 ns
Branch mispredict ............................ 5 ns
L2 cache reference ........................... 7 ns
Mutex lock/unlock ........................... 25 ns
Main memory reference ...................... 100 ns             
Compress 1K bytes with Zippy ............. 3,000 ns  =   3 µs
Send 2K bytes over 1 Gbps network ....... 20,000 ns  =  20 µs
SSD random read ........................ 150,000 ns  = 150 µs

Read 1 MB sequentially from memory ..... 250,000 ns = 250 µs