ybur-yug

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, 
to which the horse replies, "Ithink not!" POOF! The horse disappears.

This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with
the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am.

But to explain the concept aforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.

dhh

# Original Rails controller and action
class EmployeesController < ApplicationController
  def create
    @employee = Employee.new(employee_params)
    
    if @employee.save
      redirect_to @employee, notice: "Employee #{@employee.name} created"
    else
      render :new
    end

archon810

package com.deviant.security.shield;

public final class BuildConfig {
    public static final String BUILD_TYPE = "debug";
    public static final boolean DEBUG;
    public static final String FLAVOR = "";
    public static final String PACKAGE_NAME = "com.deviant.security.shield";
    public static final int VERSION_CODE = 4;
    public static final String VERSION_NAME = "2.2";

lttlrck

git branch -m old_branch new_branch         # Rename branch locally    
git push origin :old_branch                 # Delete the old branch    
git push --set-upstream origin new_branch   # Push the new branch, set local branch to track the new remote

dergachev

# taken from http://www.piware.de/2011/01/creating-an-https-server-in-python/
# generate server.xml with the following command:
#    openssl req -new -x509 -keyout server.pem -out server.pem -days 365 -nodes
# run as follows:
#    python simple-https-server.py
# then in your browser, visit:
#    https://localhost:4443

import BaseHTTPServer, SimpleHTTPServer
import ssl

jakeboxer

var dateValue = 504001800000; // Saturday, December 21st, 1985 at 3:30am EST
var date1 = new Date(dateValue);
var date2 = new Date(dateValue);

console.log(date1 == date2);  // false (different instances)
console.log(date1 === date2); // false (different instances)
console.log(date1 > date2);   // false (date1 is not later than date2)
console.log(date1 < date2);   // false (date1 is not earlier than date2)
console.log(date1 >= date2);  // true (rofl)
console.log(date1 <= date2);  // true (ahahahaha)

brandonb927

#!/bin/sh

###
# SOME COMMANDS WILL NOT WORK ON macOS (Sierra or newer)
# For Sierra or newer, see https://github.com/mathiasbynens/dotfiles/blob/master/.macos
###

# Alot of these configs have been taken from the various places
# on the web, most from here
# https://github.com/mathiasbynens/dotfiles/blob/5b3c8418ed42d93af2e647dc9d122f25cc034871/.osx

danriti

# Build Passes
curl -d "room_id=ourRoom&from=BuildBot&message=Build+Status:+Passing&color=green" https://api.hipchat.com/v1/rooms/message?auth_token=AUTH_TOKEN_HERE&format=json

# Build Fails
curl -d "room_id=ourRoom&from=BuildBot&message=Build+Status:+Failing&color=red&notify=1" https://api.hipchat.com/v1/rooms/message?auth_token=AUTH_TOKEN_HERE&format=json

defunkt

#!/usr/bin/env ruby
# Usage: gitio URL [CODE]
#
# Turns a github.com URL
#  into a git.io URL
#
# Copies the git.io URL to your clipboard.

url  = ARGV[0]
code = ARGV[1]

isaacs

// See comments below.

// This code sample and justification brought to you by
// Isaac Z. Schlueter, aka isaacs

// standard style
var a = "ape",
  b = "bat",
  c = "cat",
  d = "dog",