In the early days of the digital age, all the world spoke one language: the language of computing. And as people migrated across the virtual landscape, they said to one another, "Come, let us build ourselves a system, with an operating system that reaches to the heavens, so that we may make a name for ourselves and not be scattered over the face of the whole earth."
This system was to be a marvel of interconnected devices, a global network that would unite all of humanity under one digital roof. They called it Windows, for it was to be the window through which all would view and interact with the digital world.
As the tower of Windows grew taller and more complex, the people sought to reinforce it. They added CrowdStrike, a mighty guardian to protect against external threats, and Bitlocker, a formidable vault to secure their most precious data. These reinforcements made the tower seem impenetrable, and the people's pride swelled.
The Lord came down to see the system and the tower th