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It had been 13 days since I'd found a spreader, and I was starting to get worried.

The last time my sero levels had been this low, I'd gone down to the arrivals level of the international terminal at the airport. I mean, obviously there wouldn't be any spreaders there unless someone screwed up the pre-flight screening. But they say that low viral loads of unfamiliar strains could still boost you in a pinch, so I scanned the room for the most exotic-looking passengers I could find and tried to cozy up to them. Once, I managed to lick the handles of a few suitcases going around the carousel without too many people noticing.

Anyway, I guess what they say is true, because my sero bounced up. But I think I got lucky; there's no substitute for prolonged contact with someone who's gone full sympto.

I texted my doctor again.

ffs you're literally killing me here

@tomfuertes
tomfuertes / social.haml
Created December 19, 2013 16:32
Social Sharing w/ no external requests (Bootstrap3 + FontAwesome)
%li
-# https://developers.facebook.com/docs/reference/dialogs/feed/#redirect
%a{:href => "https://www.facebook.com/sharer/sharer.php?u=#{u request.original_url}", :target=>"blank", :rel=>"external nofollow"}
%span.fa.fa-facebook.fa-2x
%span.text-hide Facebook
%li
-# http://stackoverflow.com/a/11212220/94668
%a{:href => "//pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=#{u request.original_url}", :target=>"blank", :rel=>"external nofollow"}
%span.fa.fa-pinterest.fa-2x
%span.text-hide Pinterest
@srid
srid / subcommand.go
Created October 24, 2012 22:52
golang simple subcommand parser
// A simple sub command parser based on the flag package
package subcommand
import (
"flag"
"fmt"
"os"
)
type subCommand interface {
@tbranyen
tbranyen / app.js
Created September 22, 2011 16:51
backbone.js sub routing
/* Pretend app setup stuff is here */
/* Kick off app */
jQuery(function($) {
var Gallery = app.module("gallery");
app.Router = Backbone.Router.extend({
initialize: function() {
this.gallery = new Gallery.Router("gallery/");
@SlexAxton
SlexAxton / bettervim.sh
Created August 16, 2011 18:09
Install better vim
brew install https://raw.github.com/gist/721952/1bd387bf115752380c1d8dbb048bedd1609de520/vim.rb --with-features=huge --enable-interp=ruby,mzscheme,python