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@aras-p
aras-p / preprocessor_fun.h
Last active April 12, 2024 17:24
Things to commit just before leaving your job
// Just before switching jobs:
// Add one of these.
// Preferably into the same commit where you do a large merge.
//
// This started as a tweet with a joke of "C++ pro-tip: #define private public",
// and then it quickly escalated into more and more evil suggestions.
// I've tried to capture interesting suggestions here.
//
// Contributors: @r2d2rigo, @joeldevahl, @msinilo, @_Humus_,
// @YuriyODonnell, @rygorous, @cmuratori, @mike_acton, @grumpygiant,
@endolith
endolith / Has weird right-to-left characters.txt
Last active April 7, 2024 01:38
Unicode kaomoji smileys emoticons emoji
ּ_בּ
בּ_בּ
טּ_טּ
כּ‗כּ
לּ_לּ
מּ_מּ
סּ_סּ
תּ_תּ
٩(×̯×)۶
٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶
@Faheetah
Faheetah / Jenkinsfile.groovy
Last active March 6, 2024 18:14
Jenkinsfile idiosynchrasies with escaping and quotes
node {
echo 'Results included as an inline comment exactly how they are returned as of Jenkins 2.121, with $BUILD_NUMBER = 1'
echo 'No quotes, pipeline command in single quotes'
sh 'echo $BUILD_NUMBER' // 1
echo 'Double quotes are silently dropped'
sh 'echo "$BUILD_NUMBER"' // 1
echo 'Even escaped with a single backslash they are dropped'
sh 'echo \"$BUILD_NUMBER\"' // 1
echo 'Using two backslashes, the quotes are preserved'
sh 'echo \\"$BUILD_NUMBER\\"' // "1"
@phpdude
phpdude / nginx.conf
Last active February 28, 2024 04:36
Nginx image filter + caching of results.
location /resize {
alias /tmp/nginx/resize;
set $width 150;
set $height 100;
set $dimens "";
if ($uri ~* "^/resize_(\d+)x(\d+)/(.*)" ) {
set $width $1;
set $height $2;
set $image_path $3;
@quchen
quchen / trolling_haskell
Last active February 24, 2024 01:30
Trolling #haskell
13:15 <xQuasar> | HASKELL IS FOR FUCKIN FAGGOTS. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF
| FUCKIN PUSSIES
13:15 <xQuasar> | JAVASCRIPT FOR LIFE FAGS
13:16 <luite> | hello
13:16 <ChongLi> | somebody has a mental illness!
13:16 <merijn> | Wow...I suddenly see the error of my ways and feel
| compelled to write Node.js!
13:16 <genisage> | hi
13:16 <luite> | you might be pleased to learn that you can compile
| haskell to javascript now
@alvinj
alvinj / sbtmkdirs.sh
Last active January 24, 2024 19:39
A shell script to create an SBT project directory structure
#!/bin/bash
#------------------------------------------------------------------------------
# Name: sbtmkdirs
# Version: 1.5
# Purpose: Create an SBT project directory structure with a few simple options.
# Author: Alvin Alexander, http://alvinalexander.com
# License: Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 2.5 Generic
# http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5/
#------------------------------------------------------------------------------
@nicolashery
nicolashery / elasticsearch.md
Last active December 30, 2023 19:03
Elasticsearch: updating the mappings and settings of an existing index

Elasticsearch: updating the mappings and settings of an existing index

Note: This was written using elasticsearch 0.9.

Elasticsearch will automatically create an index (with basic settings and mappings) for you if you post a first document:

$ curl -X POST 'http://localhost:9200/thegame/weapons/1' -d \
'{
  "_id": 1,
@fancellu
fancellu / ExceptionDig.scala
Last active December 13, 2023 06:07
Various ways to recurse down Exception causes in Scala
// Using vars, lots of local mutation
def getThemVar(th:Throwable)={
var now=th
var li=List[Throwable](now)
var cause=now.getCause
while (cause!=null){
li=cause::li
now=cause
cause=now.getCause
}
#!/usr/bin/python
# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
import subprocess
__all__ = ["transform"]
__version__ = '0.3'
__author__ = 'Christoph Burgmer <cburgmer@ira.uka.de>'
__url__ = 'http://github.com/cburgmer/upsidedown'