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tlossen commented Apr 27, 2013

Its like you read my mind! You appear to know so much about this, like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you could do with some pics to drive the message home a little bit, but other than that, this is fantastic blog. An excellent read. I'll definitely be back.

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Miyagawa produced a nice succinct Perl version: https://gist.github.com/miyagawa/5455942

Here is my stab at a version in Rebol: https://gist.github.com/draegtun/5465881

NB. Unfortunately Rebol syntax highlighting on Gist is a bit odd :( (Github are looking into it). So for now here's the RAW version: https://gist.github.com/draegtun/5465881/raw/a771410c1bbccfc7ad80427bc5f23e18a36e4649/spam-comment.r2

@DBPreston
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Googling around, I found this marvellous example - http://www.idaschmidt.dk/blog/2009/11/website-update/ That must be some post ("I've just updated my website with some new pictures...") to generate (see what I did there?) 6030 comments to date.

@pronoiac
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I just spotted a loooong spam at Mightygodking's site, with around 200 lines:

https://gist.github.com/pronoiac/5597420

@melligal
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A partial list of same spam comment came to my blog as well!

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tra38 commented Oct 28, 2015

Even if you use RegExp to block individual spam templates, it is easy enough to create new spam templates that seem to be on topic if you don't look closely. No matter how hard you try, spam can never die (evidence: the above posts).

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VPetar commented Apr 14, 2017

Interested. And here I really thought I got starred on Yahoo News. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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I hate these ppl. 🗡️

@joshuaissac
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^^Revenge of the spammers

@vinayprajapati
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The same comment came to my website: https://www.techprevue.com :)

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manowski commented Jun 3, 2021

Same problem with my website https://www.insiflow.com how can I manage this.

@GrahamKowalski
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Just saw something similar on Shodan.io, titled "Retina Report".

Does that ring a bell?

@benatkin
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I ran it through ChatGPT. Here's the output:


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